Family problems !!

Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that and now I have a hell lot of family problems.” The American said, “Talking about love marriages…I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.

And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, thats not a non-veg joke. No? So what, you still read it, didnt you? hahahah!