Kaun banega abhishek bachchan father !!!

Why amitabh was admited in Lilavati Hospital..

The Story So Far…

Santa Singh is at Kaun Banega Crorepati and has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has not yet used the “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend” lifelines. Santa Singh is playing the 13th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…

Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…

Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are…

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is still confused…

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.

Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I’m not sure.

Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?

Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50…

Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat jawab mita deejiye…

Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?

Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel ]…

Santa Singh: “Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”
Jaya Bachchan: What are the options !?!?

Hearing this Santa Singh faints too…

Family problems !!

Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that and now I have a hell lot of family problems.” The American said, “Talking about love marriages…I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.

And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, thats not a non-veg joke. No? So what, you still read it, didnt you? hahahah!

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